These cars are SO NOT for Douchebags
If you are a douchebag, please read this and make sure you don’t buy these cars. If you are not, please also read this and tell your douchebag friend not to buy these cars because they are so not for douchebags.
The Toyota 86 a.k.a Hachiroku (86 in Japanese) is the reborn of the legendary Toyota AE86. Guess what? It is one of the very best sports cars on earth today and that’s not for the people in the photo above.
Douchebag DON’T drive the fastest car in the world, Bugatti Veyron is definitely not for them. The top speed of 253 mph will make them scream and look for their mom in car. So, DON’T.
The Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG opens its wing like an eagle prepares to take off. It is such a cool car that has the temper and power of eagle. Simply a nice sports car to be owned.
Here’s one super exotic sports car that could accelerate from 0 to 60 in just 2.7 seconds. Don’t you think a normal driver can’t drive this car?
Ferrari F12 Berlinetta is currently the fastest Ferrari up to date that pumps 740 CV at 8,500 rpm. It’s a cool exotic car for cool people.
Have you ever listened Danza Kuduro that sang by Don Omar? There is a BMW Z4 appeared in the MV. The Z4 is without doubt a cool right for cool driver.
The super exotic Lamborghini Aventador LP700? It is definitely not a ride for douchebag too.
All it takes is less than 9 seconds to accelerate from a standstill position to 124 mph. Whoever got heart attack problem, please just stay away from the McLaren MP4-12C.
When the brand Aston Martin is mentioned, what people always think of is James Bond. With a 6.0-liter V12 engine under the hood, the Aston Martin Virage Volante can go from 0-60 mph in 4.6 seconds.
Every curve and line on the Ferrari 458 Italia is perfect. Such a perfect sports car is NOT built for douchebag or someone overzealous, pompous, or vexatious a**hole.
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